I used to be in Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, but in my 5th year I transferred to Dalton, where everyone was so blown away by my terrible dancing that they called the Doctor because they thought I must be a dangerous alien. Upon arrival, he immediately classified me as Mostly Harmless and took me to Pigfarts in the TARDIS. Malfoy and I didn’t get on though, so, after a brief stint in the Starship Enterprise, all members of Coldplay dropped by and took me back to England where a strange man with cheekbones wanted to know if I had seen John. In England I met all the lovely members of the DCDUKST, and now I’m planning on returning to Hogwarts to join the Glee Club and teach Charms. Currently I spend my time baking, sleeping and attempting arty things.
If your life story sounds similar, we can get married.
I like lots of things.